Ballard & Bain
The Origin of the Company Name: Ballard & Bain LLC
For the first twenty years of my life I was Kay Bain. On the occasion of making what was to have been a lifetime commitment, my name became Kay Ballard and it has been so ever since.
I confess that, I, Kay Ballard, am both the Ballard and the Bain of Ballard & Bain LLC. Naming my company after myself twice is just one more indication that I am ego driven and self-absorbed beyond redemption.
While it is not terribly unusual for the founder of a company to name the company after herself, I must sadly admit that naming one’s company after one’s self twice cannot be defended and can only be explained by a diagnosis of advanced clinical Narcissism.
Have pity on me.

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This is my new favorite thing on the internet, ever.
LOL well I suppose it could be thought of as the first two stages of life of Kay, and your next one will be added as well!
Shawns Heart.
Forcefully, through oceans of winds.
Swarns graceful knowledge,
Inspired a pigeons flight.
Fly higher, over pass disgraces.
Early mid-evening stouts.
Revolution, begining to take place.
Techno, sophicated realities.
Emmanuels kingdom, awaits.
Princess wish, blessing faith.
Phantoms, begin backing into shawdows.
History, bringing wisdom.
Mans heart, humbolie unfolds.
youre funny.
Thank you, Darling! Clearly you are a person of outstanding judgment and good taste!