From the category archives:

Confusion

There is no denying it nor avoiding it, and yet I have. Unsuccessfully or successfully depending on how one judges such things. There is a persistent days’ old rumor that a new year, cleverly named Twenty Eleven, has begun. I failed to celebrate. Perhaps that is a good thing. Perhaps it means that there is [...]

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I am a bold and silly woman which is sometimes difficult and time consuming given that I must spend so much of my time focused almost exclusively on being adorable and modest.  And yet, I manage, which astonishes both you and me even though we have jointly come to expect me to have the energy [...]

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Okay.  It is settled.  I am an expert, rather an Esteemed Expert, notably known as and frequently referred to as the Esteemed Expert whenever it is necessary for me to refer to myself which is often.  And I agreed to myself to do so, to refer to myself as the Esteemed Expert, despite my shocking [...]

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I told you I was an expert.  A wealthy, highly sought-after expert.  But I failed to mention that I am also an Esteemed Expert in my own esteemed estimation.  Calling me Esteemed Expert is something you might wish to do if you have the slightest notion of delighting me in the vicinity of my ears. [...]

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In my last post here I euphemistically announced that something had happened, which actually, now that I think about it is undeniably lacking in denial, and therefore and forthwith, passively forthright. Blogs exist and blog posts are written.  That is a fact unnecessarily stated–a fact so obvious and undisputed that it hovers above fact, on [...]

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For me, more and more, my life and my life’s work is about having fun overtly and doing so with green-eyed determination. It is about sipping a New Media Martini in the company of those who are particularly talented and clever and who also bring me delight. Lately, some of the overt fun has involved [...]

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No one believed it would happen.  But the internet made me really smart.  I am now the kind of person who knows how to do stuff and knows things that other people want to know.  People like you.  Yes, I know things you want to know.  And lucky you are, because I won’t hold back. [...]

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A new feature!  Yes, Citizen Reader, with advisory permission from darling Scotto, it has decidedly been decided that this darling blog, New Media Martini, will shoddenly take the path of excessive feature acquisition and unsteadily be the outstanding feature filled blog it has obviously and obsessively become. That was the preamble to my announcement of [...]

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Dear Scott, Be assured that your efficiency is troublesome and admired for setting a standard that this darling blog’s readers can and shall aspire to. And having brought troublesome into this realm, I must add that I myself am troubled by your accurate observation that dual posting of both appearances and disappearances within the same [...]

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I know that I am asking a lot from you to ask you to answer a question about this post before you have even read it, unless you have already read it and are reading it over again, a practice known as re-reading which is a something I can’t recommend, even for you, my loyal [...]

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