In my last post here I euphemistically announced that something had happened, which actually, now that I think about it is undeniably lacking in denial, and therefore and forthwith, passively forthright. Blogs exist and blog posts are written. That is a fact unnecessarily stated–a fact so obvious and undisputed that it hovers above fact, on [...]
No one believed it would happen. But the internet made me really smart. I am now the kind of person who knows how to do stuff and knows things that other people want to know. People like you. Yes, I know things you want to know. And lucky you are, because I won’t hold back. [...]
A new feature! Yes, Citizen Reader, with advisory permission from darling Scotto, it has decidedly been decided that this darling blog, New Media Martini, will shoddenly take the path of excessive feature acquisition and unsteadily be the outstanding feature filled blog it has obviously and obsessively become. That was the preamble to my announcement of [...]
Every time I think about it, which is an expression that is giving me pause and has thereby evoked the use of a second expression about having been given pause, thus annoyingly requiring me to decide where to meander next in this tortuous process of torturing words, I amaze myself. And the reason, I believe, [...]