New Media Martini by Kay Ballard
New Media Martini by Kay Ballard
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With so much horror in real life, such as hair dressers who momentarily lose all pretense of having good sense and, unbidden, layer your bangs, who needs horror movies? Certainly not me. I confess I have never been a horror movie fan. Horror movies are scary, Darling! But maybe, just maybe, I will take what [...]
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The truth is complicated, but I assure you that the title for this post, this long overdue post, in my darling neglected blog, New Media Martini, is full of truth-y goodness. Because this post, is about love, fervent and less so. It is also about entertainment, or claims of entertainment. Or entertainment that is, at [...]
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As you my darling readers know, and I so happily confirm, I am something of an expert on the subject of adorable, being so adorable myself. For proof we need look no further than the fact that my adorableness is so frequently mentioned by me. Not to mention my charmingly excessive modesty which is also [...]
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Of course you do! Of course you know about tough and what is tough and what isn’t. You are an adult, after all, and even if you are not, we are totally PG–13 here at New Media Martini, even when we attempt to be sexually provocative barely not frequently enough. Obviously, this post will not [...]
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It has been a while since I have written here and I suspect that I am not to be forgiven which is a longish phrase with a meaning both similar, and yet not, to the word “unforgiven”—a word more literary and somehow defiant, neither of which, unfortunately to my misfortune, is accurate in the instant [...]
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Dear Darling Sher, I could say it rarely happens, but that would be the rarest of lies because I believe, unless I am mistaken, which I solemnly admit is impossible, unless I happen to be accidentally confused, since I insist that allegedly it has never happened in my lifetime, and is also unlikely to happen [...]
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A well known and well loved feature of this fabulous blog, New Media Martini, is that we tell time and talk about time using the lived-long life events of Paul McCartney, the cutest Beatle, as time reference points. And we sure as hell avoid birthdays–talking about them, writing about them, and celebrating them, even if [...]
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